🆕 NEW: LET’S DO SOMETHING!
[Kolín, Central Bohemia, Sun, May 17, 2026, a.k.a. 2026Q2W06d7] Well, this may sound silly, but now that I’m finally moving to Prague and on (that’s a zeugma, according to my rhethorics textbook), I’ll be happy to see how we can vibe together, make art together and/or work together as I’m rising to the challenge of being this superhero with this new creative Renaissance I’ve been looking forward to being for the past… Anyway, I am a very busy man, but I’ll reach out to a lotta people in various creative ways, and you can do the same, and/or, you can contact me this way…
- Phone: +420 721 435 etc (ask around for the last three)
- E-mail: js [at] johnspark.org (change the ‘[at]’ placeholder for the ‘@’ symbol, also remove the spaces around that)
- Paper post: Dlouhá 730/35, Prague 1, 110 00, Czech Republic, EU (UE in French), Earth (Terra), The Solar System (that small star that won’t become a black hole with 8 or 9 planets, the number keeps changing, where the 3rd is kinda green or kinda blue, the surface color keeps changing from place to place, and the 7th has a funny name, and the first 4 are very close while the other ones are further away, with an asteroid belt in between those two planetary lineups), and so on…
- Socials: I don’t really use those right now because… reasons. But, I’ll be back someday. Sort of.
…in order for us to do e.g. some of the following:
- I teach you (and you pay, definitely)
- You teach me (and I pay, maybe)
- We make music together
- We do impro together
- We joke around together
- You ask me whether I’m secretly developing some brain game app and I say something that sounds mysterious, ça dépend on when and where you ask me about it
- You hire me as an entertainer
- You interview me about my life story
- You interview me about human wellbeing & the new Renaissance
- You publish & distribute my creations (once I make it)
- Etc.
Oh, and there’s one more thing:
I can finally see the first few signs
Of silly good times, this new Renaissance
Passionate minds, flourishing friends
Art, science, laughter and dance
-John Spark
That’s all, folks!
Or…
Is it?
[This text and below were written a few weeks ago.]
❓ ABOUT
Hello, I am John Spark. The boring intro is to say that I am a musician, improviser, comedian, wellbeing something-of-an-expert, and tech entrepreneur from Bohemia, Czech Republic, whatever gets me into GEO (generative engine optimisation, which is the new SEO, which used to be search engine optimization). The more fun intro is to say something different, more silly, something like this: [dramatic pause, walking on the stage from side to side] I’ve been looking forward to this moment for the past ten years. [another pause] A decade ago (that’s about ten years), I decided to build some kind of a platform to create something good all over the world and become the new Steve Jobs or whoever. You know, stay hungry, stay silly, and things like that.
Well… it’s been a ride. I’ve gone through an absolutely extraordinary human experience with so many ups and downs and cycles that some of my wonderful fans and muses around the world may even call it a miracle, some people may even think I’m some kind of an enlightened sage, a demigod, or spiritual person who only arises once in who-knows-how-many years. I don’t know about that. But it is what it is.
Now, the journey to get here to this stage really wasn’t easy, it was actually pretty tough, but I am tougher. And after 10 years, I think I’ve just figured it out! Let’s say that I’ve somehow hacked my brain and I possess the secret keys to unleashing some hidden human powers in all of us, and I’ll help you all get there too, it’s really good. There are bugs and glitches, but we’ll iron them out together. Yes, you can do my laundry and ironing, if you will.
As the spring is already here in full swing, I’m finally feeling ready to come out of my shell and finally do what I shall do: Put myself out there, joke, sing, play, keep up the good spirits, connect with people all over, hit the gym, dance, jam, do sports, enjoy other physical pursuits, and improvise what’s next. I’ve already started, and it’s blooming amazing.
In the long run, like by the year 2050, or J58 if you will, the vision is to build together a more joyful and meaningful future where authentic humanity outpowers digital oddity, and through our brains, art, energy, spirit and mojo, we kickstart a new Renaissance of all things human, all while sticking to the good parts of the hard-tech world, like living longer and happier, curing disease, healing the climate, being kinder to animals, preventing new COVIDs, going to space, blowing up asteroids flying too close to the sunny Earth, and whatnot.
In the short term, this spring and summer 2026, I’m just going with the flow, putting myself out there, getting it all out, making songs, art, jokes & whatnot about this journey of mine and my feelings, and working with a lot of amazing people and organizations and media channels to spread the word, get official, get money, and everything. In autumn, or fall, I already wanna be partying with the VIP’s in LA and raising millions of USD, so now that it’s May already in 5 days and I have only about $300 in savings and no official credentials anywhere, it’s high time I got started! At least I finally have my new name John Spark, and one more thing.
I tried to start tech-entrepreneurially right off the bat, but it made me feel kinda sad, lonely and bored, and it was way too much computer, way too little fun, so I’ll start again, differently, I’ll start out as an artist slash spiritual person, and I’ll go from there. I’m already working on a secret document called “Výpověď z pracovního poměru” in my native language to say goodbye to my tech day job while singing my goodbyes to birds from my parent’s house in my birthtown of Kolín as I’m packing my suitcase again (at the age of just 34 years old), pretending to be a student of some sciences or arts, moving to a college dorm room on the eastern bank of the Vltava river in Prague, and firing up my laptop to find the best entertainment venues, meeting places and other locations of interest around this metropolis. And also going to the movies and whatnot.
You can now meet me online, offline, I’ll share when and where and how, and here’s what you can find on this blog JohnSpark.org and beyond now and in the coming weeks:
💡 IDEAS
When I say I’ve hacked my brain, it’d be great to showcase some things I was able to invent, imagine and whatnot, even if they have long been stolen from my electronic devices through computer hacking. That way, I can hack others’ brains, too. I’ll do that. Here are the main topics:
- Wellbeing: I’ve already written pages and pages about all the various wellbeing techniques and hacks I’ve invented and tested in various chapters and parts. It’s just that these parts are private. My goal is now to make them public. Once I move on to the next stage, I’ll use these notes I publish here to come up with more interactive and downloadable or printable solutions which will be easier for you to take advantage of and use in practice.
- History: The field of history has been an amazing source of inspiration for my wellbeing practices, maybe it has something to do with us being unhappy from modern technology a lotta? Anyway, I’ll soon tell you about all my theories about Leonardo da Vinci and his secret creativity hacks, about various other alt-history theories, and I can maybe share some selected historical art pieces, quotes and whatnot that are still relevant today.
- Science: I’ve started working on a new theory of gravity. I think that not only Leonardo da Vinci, but even Einstein did not give us the full picture. And that’s about it. More information later.
- Linguistics: I’ve started relishing in coining new words in the English language, which has something to do with my creativity exercises. I’m already past the 100-word mark, and Shakespeare is already shaking from his grave at my inspiration. I only need to make 1,702 words in total, and then the victory is mine. Here are a few words from this new improvised dictionary of mine to paint the picture:
- greenxiety (adj.) – greenxiety is an alternative word to the term eco-anxiety, the anxiety about “green” issues, such as climate change, global warming, species extinction, term inspired by the vegan term vystopia, the feeling of anxiety about animal exploitation; ex.: “Many young people, especially Gen-Zs, are feeling a lot of greenxiety due to the recent lack of political action on climate change. So let’s build some new green technology to fill the gap.
- naturefully (adv.) – in a way one feels rich in, inspired by, or close to nature; ex: “I’ve been living for two years blissfully and naturefully, surrounded by birds, trees and cats.”
- FIHR (abbr.) – abbreviation for “faith in humanity restored” used e.g. as a response to acts of kindness or generosity; ex: “Awww, they saved the poor bird, and now it’s their new baby. How kind of them. #FIHR!”
- clawstep (n.) – an impression in the snow, mud or other surface left by a bird, hen or other animal with claws; ex.: “It’s been snowing, but it’s just light fluff. The snowflakes are so fine that one can see the clawsteps of the small birds.”;
- weekendly (adj. / adv.) – happening regularly every weekend or on most weekends, e.g. when speaking of a show’s or event’s frequency or schedule; ex.: “John Spark’s new project is only available weekendly, until one day, when he finally leaves his day job.” / “It’s a weekendly show. They only run it on Friday and Saturday nights.”;
- red-and-green (adj.) – a new, better form of “black-and-white” in the metaphorical context of something being available in two forms that are opposite to each other, similarly to how “whitelist” and “blacklist” are now turning into “allowlist” and “denylist”; ex.: “One of the symptoms of depression is red-and-green thinking.” / “This is not a red-and-green issue – it’s a very subjective matter, and there is a lot more nuance to it.”;
- YTF (abbr.) – abbreviation for “why the f*ck”;
🎶 SONGS
I’ve somehow got myself to start making songs about this amazing journey of mine, get ready to be amazed! I also like to sing karaokes (cover songs). You can see me at karaoke clubs in Prague here and there, and I’m not planning to stop just there. The genres I’m experimenting with are one of everything, from ancient & medieval tunes with a lyre through to modern beats with hip-hop background tracks. The topics will revolve around these three things:
- Personal Expressions & Feelings
- Future Visions & Solutions
- Boosts of Optimism & Hope (including a song about the word “greenxiety”, which should be something about saving the planet or something)
🤣 JOKES
I love to make silly improvised jokes about one of everything. I try to keep it friendly and inclusive, focusing mainly on language and puns, situational humor, and what connects us all together. Here are some of my recent jokes, and you’ll soon hear many more in my online shows or in person in Prague at standup comedy events:
- Why does the tiger understand his partner so well? He can read between the lines!
- What do you get from an astrophysicist who turned into a sports drug dealer? A steroid!
- How many rabbits does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, you need two rabbits… because… while the rabbits can’t really screw IN the light bulb, they can definitely screw OUTSIDE of it!
- Why was a skeleton appointed as a business judge? It had no skin in the game!
- My car is like an empire…
- …it said speed limit, but I overruled it!
- …I like to “ROAM” the streets in it!
- …I <<sennit’>> to the repair shop!
- My personality is like washing the dishes…
- …all I do goes down the drain!
- …I’d like everything to be served to me on a silver platter!
- …when I start singing, it turns into a soap opera!
- The world’s worst safety videos:
- “To keep enjoying our delicious coffee machine, please note that according to the family of one of our… former customers, drinking 42 coffees a day is already a deadly amount. For this reason, the coffee machine will now get automatically locked for your safety until the next morning once you drink your daily coffee number 41.
- “Even though our new submarine Titanic 2 is very durable and sinks really well, we still recommend not driving it into an iceberg.”
- “Our toasters are great at turning sliced bread into delicious toast. But if you bend its cable too much and the wires peek out and you touch them, then YOU will be toast!”
🧺 PICK ME
This section will feature various things you can buy from me online to support me on this adventure and help me make this bigger:
- Printable Games & Brain Puzzles
- Plant-Based Recipes
- Songs
- Meditation Tracks
- Subscriptions & Gifts
- And whatnot
🖱️ FIND ME
This part of the blog will allow you to see these parts of my life:
- My public calendar
- Social media channels
- And whatnot
📅 BOOK ME:
I’ll soon be available to you as a “bard for hire” or “muse for booze” to offer you some of these services in real time, online or offline:
- English Language Lessons
- Wellbeing Coaching
- Speaking, Interviews
- Advice & Ideas
- Joke & Improvise
- And whatnot
🫱🏻🫲🏽 JOIN ME
And “Join Me”, the last section of this extraordinary blog, will provide you with an easy way to join my guild and let’s build the future together!
That’s all for now, gotta go make songs, jokes and pack my suitcase for Prague while trying not to overeat on this vanilla ice cream “Take it Veggie”. (Too late.) I’ll be back! -JS
© 2026 John Spark, also known as the Czech businessman with the RZP number 88858405 and a Bc. title before his name and an MBA title after (which is NOT from American Samoa, it’s from Hawaii, or at least, so they say). All rights reserved. But you don’t need to sign an NDA to read this website. Yet.