On this page, you can find various creative new words I’ve recently coined because they fit what I wanted to say or write better than any existing English word I know. Obviously, it’s also my attempt to compete with Shakespeare, who reportedly coined “over 1,700” new English words. That’s 1,701, so the moment this dictionary is 1,702 words long or longer, I win. We win!
- 🐦⬛ deroot (v.) – to throw (a human) into a state of feeling out of touch with one’s authentic human self, the real, three-dimensional world, nature, and the other good things in life that make a person feel human, the opposite of “reroot”;
- 🐦⬛ reroot (v.) – to help (a human) return back into a state of authentic humanity, great mind-body-spirit connection, and thriving overall both cognitively and in other dimensions and aspects of human wellbeing, the opposite of “deroot”;
- 🐦⬛ humanity app (term) – a type of software application helping a person with what is between the chair and the computer (unless it’s empty or there isn’t a human but this time e.g. a cat because even a cat can wait for an AI tool to finally produce some kind of an output or something it’s just unlike a human it wouldn’t use the computer mouse the same way), or between the standing desk and the wall on the other side (unless the human isn’t standing there because they’re e.g. doomscrolling social media on their phone in the canteen instead of talking to the person opposite them at the same table for another 30 minutes before the AI tool spews out an answer), in other words, with their human self, their own wellbeing and their offline, real-world life; ex.: “There are amazing productivity apps helping us with every aspect of our online lives. But who’s helping us with our offline lives? Where are all the humanity apps?”;
- 🐦⬛ swession (adj.) – a session of wellbeing practices, such as getting silly, focusing on a meditation dot, or indulging in a relaxation meditation, or all of the above; ex.: “I heard this on some kind of a silly TV or somewhere: You are gonna be doing a big swession in the morning in the office, right before work, with an emphasis on creativity and brainpower to elevate your focus and all your skills, then a few shorter, booster swessions in between bouts of work, especially the relaxing ones, and then, a medium swession after, just to clear your head and get you ready for the after-work-life. You’ll definitely feel heavenly, all day!”;
- 🐦⬛ swool (n.) – (blend of words “silly wellbeing tool”) a creative brain mini-game, uncoventional quick mental exercise or litte-known but simple and effective habit that a human can use throughout the day or on a daily basis to improve their wellbeing, focus, creativity, mood, to feel more confident and in charge of their life, or to do better at some practical activity as a form or warmup or confidence boost; ex: “Before my show, I like to do a swession, a few swools. My favorite combo is Back-talk, Hypno-dot and Embo-points, in this order. .sdrawkcab klat I ,tsirF Then, I stare at a speck on the wall, count to sixty. And then I touch myself and objects near me to feel 3D and rooted. And then, I go on stage as a superhero. Where did I learn this? Look, this brain gym app, it’s helping me do better at this and get inspo for new swools and, the combos, we call ‘em swessions, and, y’know, more stuff. I can both play them in the app or just play them in my mind if I’m in a rush. Up to me, whatever I feel like. And it’s completely different from all the other apps I’ve tried. No annoying notifications, deadlines, AI chatbots for no reason, complicated pricing with high-low tiers, just one subscription, for one price, and I’m good to go(d). And it gives spiritual, you know, has some kind of an aura to it. The name of the app is…”;
- 🐦⬛ angfraid (adj.) – angry and afraid at the same time; “When John pretended to start leaving in a rush, the girl with the ‘Naughty one’ jersey immediately glared at him with an angfraid look in her eyes. She looked both furious and scared at the same time, and she reacted very quickly, as if she had been paying attention to him the whole time. That’s when John knew for sure she probably was who he thought she was. Then, he turned around and smirked at her, which calmed her down. Or, at least, so he thought. He didn’t immediately look back to check. Later that night, John pondered for a while why this act of his ‘mock strategic retreat’ had been so convincing, wrapping up with: ‘Well, no matter what.. Gosh, got to strike some gold with these clown skills of mine! Let me check and see.’”;
- 🐦⬛ muse (n.) – human who can uplift, inspire and empower other humans in present times, e.g. as a teacher or practictioner of creative arts and wellbeing practices or a combination thereof working online or offline or in a combination thereof and doing so e.g. through a digital platform or a real-world social network or a combination thereof, do not confuse with the traditional mythical divine beings from Ancient Greece the name of which is prepended with a “the” and spelled with a capital M – “the Muses”;
- 🐦⬛ bloomscroll (n.)(v.) – ToDo definition;
- 🐦⬛ bloom-feed (v.) – ToDo definition;
- 🐦⬛ history-backed (adj.) – ToDo definition;
- 🐦⬛ AI-dle time (term) (alt: AIdle time) – the waiting time between entering an AI prompt and receiving a response that is odd and unpredictable when it comes to the length, which can often be momentum-breaking and monumentally unproductive for the human; ex.: “People don’t know what to do between entering the prompt into AI and getting a response. I call these the dead idle times caused by AI as… ‘AI-dle times’.”;
- 🐦⬛ doom-feed (v.) – (of a software application) feed an internet user or smartphone user with content of low quality, in an uninspiring format or that is downright harmful to mental health in a way that the users are aware how it is not good for their lives, brains and moods but they feel powerless to quit consuming it despite the discomfort because of e.g. being depleted of willpower or being a victim of a psychopathically-, I mean, psychologically designed system optimized for addiction; ex.: “It’s really strange. First, we people don’t like it when an app spoon-feeds us with tips on how we should use it, like the short-lived experiment named Clippy. Because we don’t want a computer to tell us what to do! But then, a decade or two later, we somehow lose our willpower, and we are completely okay with it when an app doom-feeds us, when it doom-feeds us with repetitive AI garbage we don’t even remember because it’s always replaced by another short in 15 seconds, like… well, about all apps right now. I mean, all but one. There’s an app for pun-feeding, or fun-feeding, or… f***, I forgot its name, but, it’s an app that accomplished something better – feeding us with good stuff.”;